Tim Watkins, The Employee Who Knew Too Much.

First of all, I must say, "laugh out loud!" That was one funny email. Hey, I'm still laughing, yah know? Hehe!


The first email blunder Tim has committed I must say is , ”using his work email to send sensitive personal information and making funny comments, while working”. I mean the first thing I would ask Tim is, “how do you find the time to do this, if you’re working?” and the content of the email is very explicit. Tim did not leave one detail out. “not very smart Tim!” That moves me to the next blunder. Tim has incriminated several people in this email. He gave very detailed information of the people involved, especially about his self. He mentioned everything from his exciting sneaky nights in Pat’s office, to his malicious date with his “lamb chop” in the basement.
My last blunder goes out to the company for not monitoring employee email use, and also for being cheap and not having cameras on 24/7.
Mr. Watkins is a man with no moral standards and will be prosecuted for using company email to receive illegal or embarrassing messages. As his supervisor, I will escalate this case to my superior. They will take care of it. Tim’s outcome would be either in jail, or slaughtered by the US military. Yeah, I say “slaughtered” he knows too much!
P.S. Tim’s snookie and his friend Teddy, have already been killed